_Flash._--The stud being, as it were, an excrescence on the carpet, can be perceived by lying on the floor, (like an Indian listening to hear if anybody's coming,) and directing your eye in a right line. After this, clothes-brush required. Stud found at last exactly where I thought it had been at first.

_Another Difficulty._--Time getting on. 7.10. PENDELL by this time anxious below. Every one arrived. I picture to myself RUDDOCK in the drawing-room, filling up the _mauvais quart d'heure_ by satirical reflections on the dandy (me) who hadn't time enough to beautify himself for dinner.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 62, Jan 13, 1872 — Part 12

I should be down now, if it wasn't for the button on my collar-band. I feel that it's all over with it, if not touched gently. Once off, and worry will be my portion for the remainder of the evening. And I know what is the result of attempting to pin it.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 62, Jan 13, 1872 — Part 12

_Note._--"Curses not loud, but deep." Quotation adapted to circumstances.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 62, Jan 13, 1872 — Part 12

_Last Difficulty, I hope._--After treating the button with suppressed emotion, dash at the white tie. I find myself asking myself, "Why the washerwoman _will_ fold it all wrong, and starch it so that the slightest crinkle shows?" I have no answer. Of course at any other moment I could tie it at once, and have done with it; but now first one end's too long, then the other end's too short; then, on the third trial, the middle part somehow gets hopelessly tucked into itself, and I am pulling at it, by mistake, for one of the ends. At last I get it something like all right, but not everything that could be desired. Waistcoat. Coat. Handkerchief! Where's handkerchief? Where is--... ha! Down-stairs.

Everybody waiting, evidently. Apology. "Ah!" says PENDELL, "um--ah--now you've come, we'll--um----" and rings the bell.

I recognise some of our companions out otter-hunting to-day. Galaxy, too, of Cornish beauty, which means the darkest, brightest eyes and the clearest, freshest complexions. Not being introduced, I look about for Old RUDDOCK. There is an elderly gentleman sitting at a table looking over a photograph book. This is the nearest approach to Old RUDDOCK that I can see. Dinner announced. I take in MISS BODD, of Popthlanack, and follow the TRELISSACS, the TREGONIES of Tregivel, and MAJOR PENOLVER, with MRS. SOMEBODY of Somewhere. Whom RUDDOCK takes, I don't know.