_Inc._ Some stools here, And bid mine Host bring Wine, I'll try your Kid, If he be sweet: he looks well, yes, he is good; I'll carve you Sir.
_Phi._ You use me too too Princely: Tast, and carve too.
_Inc._ For themselves Sir, The very doing of them is reward.
_Phi._ 'Had little faith would not believe you, Sir.
_Die._ Here 'tis: and right _St. Martyn_.
_Phi._ I love the humanity Us'd in this place:
_Inc._ Good wine, it will beget an appetite: Fill him, and sit down, Gossip, entertain Your noble guest here, as becomes your title.
_Phi._ I dislike Nothing mine Host, but that I may not see Your conceal'd guest: here's to you.
_Die._ In good faith Sir; I wish you as well as him: would you might see him
_Die._ 'Has lock'd himself Sir Up, and has hir'd both the beds o' my wife At extraordinary rate.
_Phil._ I'll give as much If that will do't, for one, as he for both; What say you mine Host, the door once open I'll fling my self upon the next bed to him And there's an end of me till morning; noise I will make none
_Inc._ His honor is engag'd: And my she-Gossip Hath past her promise, hath she not?
_Inc._ That toucheth to the credit of the house: Well, I will eat a little, and think: how say you Sir Unto this brawn o'th' Hen?
_Phi._ I ha' more mind To get this bed Sir.
_Inc._ Say you so: Why then Giv't me agen, and drink to me: mine Host Fill him his Wine: thou'rt dull, and dost not praise it, I eat but to teach you the way Sir.
_Phil._ Sir: Find but the way to lodge me in this chamber I'll give mine Host two Duckets for his bed, And you Sir two _Reals_: here's to you--
_Inc._ Excuse me, I am not mercenary: Gossip pledge him for me, I'll think a little more; but ev'n one bit And then talk on: you cannot interrupt me.
_Inc._ Stay: I have found: This little morsel, and then: here's excellent garlick: Have you not a bunch of grapes now: or some Bacon To give the mouth a relish?
_Inc._ It is no matter: Sir give mine Host your Duckets.
_Inc._ Do you receive 'em: I will save The honesty of your house: and yours too Gossip, And I will lodge the Gentleman: shew the chamber.
_Die._ Pray you Sir, Do not disturb my guests.
_Inc._ Disturb? I hope The Catholick King Sir, may command a lodging Without disturbing in his Vassals house, For any Minister of his, emploid In business of the State. Where is the door? Open the door, who are you there? within? In the Kings name. [Theodosia _within._