The couple that left an automobile seat at the Whiz Bang farm a couple of months ago, while they went to town to report the theft of their automobile, haven’t come back yet, and I don’t know what the deuce to do with the seat.
Many a man’s reputation depends on what isn’t found out about him.
Women are divided into two classes; those who desire husbands and those who desire single men.
A good man who has gone wrong is in reality a bad man who has just been found out.
The charity that begins at home is usually a stranger elsewhere.
And we note that the banker continues to take a lot of interest in his work.
The fellow who is driven to drink will take a long ride these days.
Why not appoint an electrician to censor movies. He is used to shocking things.
What has become of the old fashioned man who used to be able to hit a bullseye on the spittoon at thirty feet range?
Authorities have ruled that liquor can be placed in mince pies legally. But if we had the liquor, we wouldn’t wait for the pie.
A Minnesota man has a dog that chews tobacco and still has some sense left. But it doesn’t drink the liquor peddled these days.
A writer to the Whiz Bang asks, “Is marriage a success.” We’ll solve the question by letting the married folk fight it out among themselves.
A politician says the American people are being coddled too much. He’s right. Even the bootleggers won’t let you pour out your own drink any more.
The amount of money a man has is the difference between his love for that evil and his love for women.
Women estimate friends by the advantages to be derived from them.
Men suspect women too much and “THE WOMAN” not enough.
Balzac said: “Woman is a creature between man and the angels.” How true, if it were not for her all men would have an easy road to heaven.
Love may be blind, but don’t take chances and come home with a long silk stocking in your pocket.
Powder is the dust the gods have given women wherewith to blind the eyes of men.
All men are not homeless, but some are home less than others.
Man is often blind to virtue, but never to beauty.
The frail young thing who is too tired to run an errand for mother can wear out the huskiest man on the dance floor.
The Smiths heard Liza Gander, their maid, in the bathroom laughing and giggling for nearly an hour.