DOO. Well! It’s easy as a lift in some hotel.
(_All give a slight jump as though the bottom had been reached._)
MONA. We’re there at last. Now let the water in. Don’t be afraid, you will not wet your skin.
(_Scene at back and sides gradually opens to soft music, and shows the_)
(_CORALINA descends in a coral car at back. Mermaids R. and L._)
COQUETTINA. This is my home. Good-bye, dear friends, to-night, And don’t forget your little Mermaid quite.
FAIRY OF THE FOREST. The bottom of the sea! It’s like a dream.
COQ. Perhaps it’s iced. I’m sure its very chilly.
GEN. BOUNCE. It’s all _cold cream_, of course, you little silly!
NOODLE. Well, I don’t know. Poor Coquettina here—
CAPTAIN P. Ah! Weally sowwy! Can’t be done I fear, When my superior officer is here.
GEN. B. Well! Hem! The situation’s most unpleasant, But as for matrimony!—not at present. Our friend here will oblige. Come, Rooster, say!
ROOSTER. Too busy, now. Pray call another day.
COQ. Oh! very well! I’m sure that I don’t care. I’ll join the “Ladies Club.” They’ve no men there!
G. KING. A gnome’s _un homme_ for all that. Here’s my _key_. _C. flat’s_ found often down below the _C_. One thing I know, if once I get above, No man shall say the Gnome is crossed in love.
GEN. B. A soldier’s duty lies in drill and glory, But as for love, well, that’s another story.
CAPT. P. Well, weally! Take things easy is my motto: But fancy catching shwimps here in a gwotto!
(_Pretends to catch Shrimp swimming past._)
DOODLE. (_Putting his am round Mona’s waist._) Though strange, a mermaid’s heart I hold in hand! My geese are changed to sailors; there they stand. We’ve found the diamond mine—
DOO. And as for uncle (_Turning up Coat cuffs._)
MONA. Since all things wrong are now at last made right, We only have a wish you all good-night.
CORALINA. FAIRY OF THE FOREST. GENERAL BOUNCE. CAPTAIN POUNCE. GNOME KING. ROOSTER. MONA. COQUETTINA. DOODLE. NOODLE.
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1. Silently corrected typographical errors and variations in spelling. 2. Archaic, non-standard, and uncertain spellings retained as printed. 3. Enclosed italics font in _underscores_. The SMALL-CAPS was not italicized. 4. Enclosed bold font in equals.