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THE average man looks on matrimony as a hitching post where he can tie a woman and leave her until he comes home nights.
STRANGE, how joyfully a man will pay a lawyer five hundred dollars for untying the knot that he begrudged paying a clergyman fifty dollars for tying.
"Just once more" is the Devil's best argument.
NEW YORK DODGE PUBLISHING COMPANY 220 East 23d Street
Copyright, 1909, by DODGE PUBLISHING COMPANY
A MAN buttons a woman's dress up the back with almost the same grace and alacrity that a woman displays in climbing a barbed wire fence.
"JUST once more" is the Devil's best argument.
THE only people who believe in a personal devil, nowadays, are the ones who are married to that kind.
THE girl who marries for money is bought; but the girl who marries for love is sold.
A WISE lover, like a good cook, is one who knows when the fire is out.
IN marriage, the love-light so often goes out as soon as the gas bills begin to come in.
THE only way to be happy with a husband is to learn to be happy without him most of the time.
LOVE is just the shine on the jewel of matrimony; but, after all, the shine on a jewel is the whole thing.
A MAN firmly believes that, if he can only keep his wife in the straight and narrow path, he can go out and zig-zag all over the downward one without falling from grace.
A GIRL is never so surprised when a man proposes to her as he is.
LOVE doesn't really "make the world go 'round," it only makes us so dizzy that everything seems to be going round.
ENNUI is "that tired feeling" that a girl has when the right man doesn't show up and the wrong one does.
STRANGE, how joyfully a man will pay a lawyer five hundred dollars for untying the knot that he begrudged paying a clergyman fifty dollars for tying.
WHEN a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one.
IT gives a girl silver threads among the gold to marry her ardent admirer and find out afterward that she has tied herself to a life-critic.
AS FAR as men are concerned, a woman's reputation for brains is worse than no reputation at all.
ALAS, if husbands were only like sewing machines, and we could have them sent up on trial!