_Plot._ Ve will cannonade de enemy with pills, bombard him wid de bolus, blow him up with volatiles, fill up the trenches wid de large innundation of apozems, and dislodge him wid de stink pot; let de apotecary bring up de artillery of medicine immediately.
_Foss._ True, we might unload the stomach by gentle emeticks, and the intestines by clysters stimulative, carminative, and emollient, with strong hydroticks, quiet the spasms of the viscera by paregoricks, draw off the stagnant blood by deep scarrifications, and depurate its fæculencies by volatiles; after this, let there be numerous blisters and potential cauteries--I consult my patient's ease; I am against much physick--He faints, he is apoplectic, bleed him this moment.
_Plot._ Hoy de servant dere, make hast, bring de pan of hot coals; or de red hot iron to make application to de temples.
_Hugh._ Here's the poker red hot from the fire.
_Plot._ Very well make de burn dere, exactly dere.
_Underp._ Hold, hold, am I to be murder'd? [_starts up._] I know you, Plotwell, and was I not oblig'd by honour and friendship, I'd expose you to the doctor.
_Plot._ Very lunatick, mad, fetch me de cord to make de tie upon de leg and de arm, take off thirty ounces of blood, and den plunge him into de cold bath.
_Foss._ Your judgment, doctor Lubomirski, is excellent, I will call my servants to assist us.
_Underp._ Hearke'e, old put; I came to take your advice, and not that French son of a whore's scarrifications; and so plague take you both.
_Foss._ Doctor Lubomirski, this vial that you have intrusted into my custody, shall be with acknowledgment return'd after a few experiments; I must crave your indulgence; diseases, you know, Sir, are impertinent, and will tie themselves to no hours, poor lady Hyppokekoana!
_Plot._ Ah Sir! I beg your pardon, if you make visit to de patient, me will divert myself in your study till you make return.
_Foss._ That cannot be, I have a lady just coming to consult me in a case of secrecy.
_Plot._ Have you not de wife? me will make conversation wid de ladies till you come.
_Foss._ They see no company in the morning, they are all in _deshabilleé_; most learned doctor Lubomirski, your humble servant.
_Plot._ Most illustrious doctor Fossile, me be, with de profoundest adoration