The Season's ended; in the Park the vehicles are far and few, And down the lately-crowded Row one horseman canters on a screw By stacks of unperceptive chairs; the turf is burnt, the leaves are brown, stagnant sultriness prevails--the very air's gone out of town!

Belgravia's drawn her blinds, and let her window-boxes run to seed; Street-urchins play in porticoes--no powdered menial there to heed; Now fainter grows the lumbering roll of luggage-cumbered omnibus: Bayswater's children all are off upon their annual exodus.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 99, August 30, 1890. — Part 8

On every hoarding posters flaunt the charms of peak, and loch, and sea, To madden those unfortunates who have to stay in town--like me! Gone are the inconsiderate friends who tell one airily, "They're off!" And ask "what _you_ propose to do--yacht, shoot, or fish, or walk, or golf?"

Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 99, August 30, 1890. — Part 8

On many a door which opened wide in welcome but the other day, The knocker basks in calm repose--conscious "the family's away." I scan the windows--half in hope I may some friendly face detect-- To meet their blank brown-papered stare, depressing as the cut direct!

Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 99, August 30, 1890. — Part 8

I pass the house where She is not, to feel an unfamiliar chill; That door is disenchanted now, that number powerless to thrill! 'Twas there, in yonder balcony, that last July she used to stand; Upon some balcony, more blest, she's leaning now, in Switzerland,

Her eyes upon rose-tinted peaks--but no, of sense I 'm quite bereft! The hour is full early yet, and _table d hôte_ she'll scarce have left. Some happy neighbour's handing her the salad--But I'll move, I think; I see a grim caretaker's eye regard me through the shutter's chink.

Yes, I'll away,--no longer be the sport of sentiment forlorn, But scale the heights of Primrose Hill, pretending it's the Matterhorn; Or hie me through the dusk to sit beside the shimmering Serpentine, And, with a little make-believe, imagine I am up the Rhine.

Alas! the poor device, I know, my restlessness will ne'er assuage: Still Fanny beats, with pinions clipped, the wires of its Cockney cage! No inch of turf to prisoned larks can represent the boundless moor; And neither Hyde nor Regent's Park suggests a Continental Tour!

_The majority of the inside passengers, as usual, sit in solemn silence, and gaze past their opposite neighbours into vacancy. A couple of Matrons converse in wheezy whispers._