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LONDON: PRINTED BY SAMUEL BENTLEY, Bangor House, Shoe Lane.

The Comic English Grammar

BY THE AUTHOR OF THE COMIC LATIN GRAMMAR.

The Comic English Grammar

EMBELLISHED WITH UPWARDS OF FIFTY CHARACTERISTIC ILLUSTRATIONS BY J. LEECH.

The Comic English Grammar

LONDON: RICHARD BENTLEY, NEW BURLINGTON STREET. 1840.

TO MR. GEORGE ROBINS, A Writer unrivalled in this or any other Age for AN ORIGINALITY OF STYLE,

(if the expression may be pardoned) _quite unique_, and a Dexterity in the USE OF METAPHOR unparalleled; whose multifarious and sublime--it would not be too much to say talented--COMPOSITIONS would, it may be fearlessly asserted, afford any

a not-every-day-to-be-met-with, and not in-a-hurry-to-be-relinquished opportunity for an

forming a Property which, under judicious management, would soon become entitled to the well-merited appellation of a

which, without exciting a blush in the mind of veracity, might be said (in a literary point of view) to be fertilised by a meandering rivulet of Poetry, comparable for Beauty and Picturesque Effect to

whose richness (equalled only by his fidelity) of description, presenting a refreshing contrast to the style of his various compeers, precludes the attempt to perpetrate a panegyric, otherwise than by assuming the responsibility and risk of applying to him the words of our

“Take him for all in all We ne’er shall see his like again.”

is, with the most profound VENERATION, ADMIRATION, nay, even with RESPECT (and the term is used “advisedly”)

humbly dedicated by HIS MOST OBLIGED AND MOST OBEDIENT SERVANT, THE AUTHOR.

It may be considered a strange wish on the part of an Author, to have his preface compared to a donkey’s gallop. We are nevertheless desirous that our own should be considered both short and sweet. For our part, indeed, we would have every preface as short as an orator’s cough, to which, in purpose, it is so nearly like; but Fashion requires, and like the rest of her sex, requires _because_ she requires, that before a writer begins the business of his book, he should give an account to the world of his reasons for producing it; and therefore, to avoid singularity, we shall proceed with the statement of our own, excepting only a few private ones, which are neither here nor there.