=Arms= / sable, a British lion trippant, collared, chained, and muzzled / charged with a raid over a bordure all improper bearing the British flag depressed. =Crests= / =i= a Boer's head couped at the neck / =ij= a hand grasping a sword sinister. =Supporters= / dexter, a blackamoor semee of pellets and guttees de sang +Loben+gules / sinister, a chartered company trooper gorged with laurels.
[Illustration: THROUGH THE PRESS TO THE FRONT!]
=Arms= / quarterly / =i= three human legs conjoined at the thigh and flexed in a triangle garnished and hygienically knickered proper running galy through several editions / =ij= under a flourish proper of trumpets a christian in broadcloth issuant pele-mele from a printing-press / =iij= sable a scapegoat preceded in triumph by a bondsman more or less accurately portrayed / =iiij= two Manx cats passant with sensational tales sported and displayed specially contributed by the present holder of the title. =Crest= / an author of distinction aesthetically habited proper, charged in outrecuidance with a sprig of the Ma+n+x Beerbohm effrontee for reclame. =Supporters= / dexter, an ancient statesman void of guile inveigled drawn and exploited to the full / sinister, a dignitary of the church radiant in approbation scenting purple patches for delivery in a rural diocese arrayed proper to the nines. =Second Motto= / 'And the harvest shall be mine.'
[Illustration: MY COUNTRY IS DEAR, BUT LIBERTY IS DEARER]
=Arms= / quarterly / =i= five dining-room chairs +a bargain+ / =ij= three race-horses sable just rounding Tottenham Cour--no, Tattenham Corner / =iij= a winter sale +at greatly reduced prices+ proper / =iiij= an art sofa of the very latest, vert, azure, or gules. =Crest= / a pegasus rampant, new wings furnished throughout by Maple & Co. =Supporters= / two shop-walkers monstrant frock-coated sable.
[Illustration: MODESTY FORBIDS ME TO BARE THESE ARMS]
=Arms= / quarterly / =i= a thorough-bred riding-turtle naiant and ridden on the curb, thereon a Swiss gentleman rouge-monte proper in nudity dirigeant with the big toe / =ij= a flight of wombats volant, soaring in desuetude on the wing across a setting sun / =iij= under a chief nunes, adept and ubiquitous in reclame, several gulls of science landed and exploited proper ad nauseam / =iiij= looking up a genealogical tree shady or insufficiently endorsed, an enquiring editor spectacled or +Massingham+ chronically reguardant in scepticism a series of travellers' tails artistically garnished and flaunted in the press. =Crest= / emergent from a southern hemisphere, a lion of adventure jaded and fretty, charged in the mane with a hatchet of romance slung proper. =Supporters= / dexter, a private of the Royal Marines, traditionally facile in credulity, gently closing the alternate eye proper / sinister, an Australasian blackamoor rampant in cannibalism bearing a long bow drawn and flexed to the full.