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He.--Do you know that what you say always interests me?
She.--That is because we are such good comrades.
He.--Not altogether. I think that it is because you never dwell upon details.
She.--Then, one is interesting in conversation according as one omits details?
She.--I remember that, when visiting some friends whom I had not seen for several years, my hostess said to me, "Ever since your arrival, I have been trying to discover why you are so interesting in conversation, and I have decided that it is because you omit unnecessary details." I felt that my hostess had paid me a high compliment.
He.--Yes; but one that you deserve. Now, even in telling this incident, you were direct. The bore would have "side-tracked," and would have told innumerable and irrelevant details. I don't believe you could bore a person if you were to try.
She.--I am quite sure that I could. Listen to this: "Several years ago,--four years ago just,--this last June; no, it was only three years ago, because I remember now that four years ago I did not attend the alumnae reunion of our college, and so it must have been three years ago,--I was the guest of one of the members of my class,--I was attending the annual reunion of the alumnae of our college,--almost every year I attend the alumnae reunion of our college,--and on this occasion, I was the guest of one of the members of my class. She had not been attending the reunions, and so I had not seen her for several years,--five years at least, and----"