_With the Result That His Clothes Finally Went into a Pot, and Fortune Scowled upon Him._
"When a man arrives at that pitch where he’ll bet the clothes off his back over a jackpot, it’s about up to him to let the game of draw alone, in my opinion," said a traveling special agent of the Treasury Department. "I’m talking about a game of draw that happened last fall down in the Territory, on the south bank of the Canadian River, in the Chickasaw country, between four St. Louis men. They were on their annual hunting trip down there. They were well-known business men of old St. Loo, pals of a half a lifetime, and they had been after bear, deer, feathered game, or any old thing shootable down in the Territory every year together for more than a decade. They always played poker on these outings, too, and the bank president always got all the money. The other three couldn’t do anything whatever with the bank president’s brand of poker. They’d been digging at him on these excursions for ten years, trying every conceivable scheme to get his money, and even playing in combination against him, but when it came time to strike camp he always had all the money in the crowd, owned all the camp fixtures, and served out smoking tobacco to his three chums in a lordly way only when he felt generous. It made ’em hot, but they had to accept his alms if they wanted to smoke.
"The three of ’em determined when the party set out from St. Louis in their special car last autumn that the bank president wasn’t going to come back from the hunting trip with all the money, even if they had to leave his bones to bleach on the banks of the Canadian. They declared together that the bank president’s sassiness for the remainder of the year after eating them up at poker down in the Territory was something unbearable, and they didn’t intend to stand for it any more.
"They played a little poker in their car on the trip down from St. Louis, and this gave one of the three conspirators a chance to get hold of the bank president’s two decks of cards. The conspirators carefully marked these two decks of cards—marked ’em both just the same way—and then, during the temporary absence of the bank president in another part of the car, he elaborately explained to his two companions in infamy how he had done it, the three going over the bank president’s two decks in detail, so as to master the markings. Then the two decks were returned furtively to the bank president’s grip, and the rest of the playing on the trip down was done with ordinary packs. They never played big on these journeys, anyhow, but reserved their stiff games for the bad-weather days in camp.