"Why, they do say, Captain," was her doleful response, "that all the pegs up-town have a-rebelled, and they've a-be, and let one the wother out, and they be all a-gwain to sea huz-a-muz, bang!"
Although this statement was somewhat obscure in its phraseology, and the Keltic byword at the close, wherein the "sense is kindred to the sound," yet we understood too well that the main facts of the history were as true as if Macaulay had recorded them; so we pretended to dress in great haste, and hurried down to see the war. It was indeed an original scene;
"For chief intent on deeds of strife, Or bard of martial lay, 'Twere worth ten years of peaceful life, One glance at their array!"
Here a decently dressed woman made many fruitless endeavours to coax out of the brawl five or six squealing farrows, the offspring of a gaunt old dam that, like the felon sow of Rokeby,[134] was "so distraught with noise" that "her own children she mought clean devour." There a stalwart quarryman, finding all other efforts fruitless, had seized his full-grown porker by the legs and hoisted him on his shoulders to ride home pickaback uttering all the while yells of fierce expostulation and defiance. One hot little man, with a red face and gesticulating hands, had grasped a long pole, and laid about him in mad fury, promiscuously, until a tall and bristly hog rushed at him from behind, and carried him off down the hill seated at full charge like a knight of King Arthur's Court, with "semblance of a spear," and tilted him at last head over heels in the bed of the stream. But some way up the hill we came suddenly upon a scene which demanded all our sympathy; help there was none. A panting old woman had singled out her hog and separated him from the crowd; and a fine fat animal he was--four hundred-weight at least--and so unfitted for the slightest exertion, that unless he had resorted to sliding and rolling, it was difficult to conceive how he had accomplished even his downhill journey from the sty. But up hill--as his obdurate mistress appeared to propose,--no, no. There was a look in his eye, as he glanced back at his despairing owner, that seemed to suggest a grunt in strong German emphasis, _das geht nicht_. He had thrust his snout and half his nose through the bars of a gate; and there he stuck, and manifestly meant to stick fast, while she belaboured him with strokes like a flail. She paused as we approached the spot, and with an appealing look for our assent, she piteously exclaimed, "My peg's surely mazed, maister, or he's ill-wished; some ennemie hath a-dond it!" My thought responded to her charge; it was certainly no enemy of the pig that "dond it," whatsoever he might be to his owner.