HER FIRST FISHING TRIP—“_I wonder if the fish know I am here._” ]
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“_Oh, mamma! Look at the watermelon tree!_” ]
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“_Did you really think I was a strange little boy, papa?_” ]
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THE DAY AFTER RED SUNDAY IN ST. PETERSBURG
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THE DOCTOR—“_What you need, Mrs. Scadsworth, is lots of outdoor exercise—horseback riding, walking, mountain air._” ]
_Mrs. Scadsworth arrives at the mountain resort and takes some exercise between the breakfast room and the card room._ ]
_Where she and her friends start a game of Bridge._ ]
_Which continues without interruption during her stay in the mountains._ ]
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PROFESSOR—“_Is there any solitude in the world greater than that of a stranger in a great city?_” ]
“_Well, surely, a man need not be lonely with an institution like that close at hand._” ]
PROFESSOR—“_I like intellectual ladies, but I’m afraid she’s too intellectual for me. I’ll hire No. 20._” ]
_The Professor and his guide, No. 20, see the sights._ ]
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THE LATEST FRENCH DUEL: OR, HOW AN INSULT TO JOAN OF ARC WAS AVENGED
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THE POPULAR NOVELIST—“_Now I’m going to write a great novel on American farm life and I think I’ll go out and find the real type—the kind with chin whiskers who says: ‘B’ gosh, I’ll jest swan to Guiney.’_” ]
“_Say, Bub, I’m looking for a typical farmer like this. Do you know of any farmers around here?_”
“_My Pa’s a farmer, but he’s gone over to town to get a new tire for his auto. You might ask Ma, over there. She’s reading about the yacht races._” ]