Mynheer, blease helb a boor oldt man

Vot gomes vrom Sharmany, Mit Fritz, mine tog, und only freund, To geep me gompany.

I haf no geld to puy mine pread, No blace to lay me down; For ve vas vanderers, Fritz und I, Und sdrangers in der town.

Yawcob Strauss and Other Poems/Fritz Und I

Some beoples gife us dings to eadt, Und some dey kicks us oudt, Und say, "You don'd got peesnis here To sdroll der schtreets aboudt!"

Yawcob Strauss and Other Poems/Fritz Und I

Vot's dot you say ? — you puy mine tog

To gife me pread to eadt! I vas so boor as nefer vas, But I vas no "tead peat."

Yawcob Strauss and Other Poems/Fritz Und I

Vot, sell mine tog, mine leedle tog, Dot vollows me aboudt, Und vags his dail like anydings Vene'er I dakes him oudt?

Schust look at him, und see him schump! He likes me pooty vell; Und dere vas somedings 'bout dot tog, Mynheer, I vouldn't sell.

"Der collar?" Nein: 'tvas someding else

Vrom vich I gould not hart; Und, if dot ding vas dook avay, I dink it prakes mine heart.

"Vot vas it, den, aboudt dot tog," You ashk, "dot's not vor sale?" I dells you vot it ish, mine freund: Tish der vag off dot tog's dail!"