"Best she yet ate--thet's what her said tu me, t'little leddy...."

"I foresee," quoth Stuart, "that we shall have to leave to Merle the hectic chorus of praise which must inevitably accompany all our meals. Mrs. Trenner doesn't appreciate our classic mode of expression, Peter."

Twos and Threes — Part 81

Peter moaned: "It's awful; she gives us five times too much, and seems to take personal pride in our appetites. I daren't leave a morsel. There's something chubbily relentless about that woman. However, thank goodness there can be nothing more to come now."

Twos and Threes — Part 81

Mrs. Trenner entered; in one hand a plate of cheese-straws wherewith to break the camel's back; in the other a bottle of Pond's Extract.

Twos and Threes — Part 81

"Are ye all reet?" she demanded, placing these upon the table. The three gazed, worried, at the Pond's Extract. Was it local fashion to consume this with their cheese-straws?

"Mis' Gurton, she thet hev t' big room faacin' this, she sent it over, thinkin' ee might hev tired feet o' nights, after walkin'," volunteered Mis' Gurton's messenger. Then, hovering uncertainly awhile, in the difficulty of removing herself through the door, without assistant impetus, Mrs. Trenner shot forth: "Well, theere t'es"--and vanished.

"Evidently," mused Peter, "one leaves Pond's Extract in lieu of cards, up-along tu Carn Trewoofa. I suppose we are bound by etiquette to return toothpaste or Dinneford's Magnesia upon Mis' Gurton. They seem inclined to be friendly here."

Outside the little square of window, the sky-colour was fast being drained and sucked into the West; and over the line of moor, a pale lemon-coloured moon wound and unwound herself like a dancer amidst trailing wisps of cloud, lilac and tender pink. Swaying rhythmically from the fading glow of day to the lifeless pallor of evening, the little dark fleet of fishing-boats could be glimpsed in the bay.

Indeed, Carn Trewoofa was inclined to be friendly with the strangers.

--Stuart leapt the low wall, and made a dash for a group of sheds huddled in the farmhouse yard.

"Come along!" he cried; and helter-skelter, through the icy sting of rain, they followed his lead.

... Something enormous hurled itself impotently against the wooden door, as they slammed it behind them.

"It's a pig. I saw it," gasped Peter. Her hand fumbled for the latch, could not find it; small wonder, since it existed on the further side of the door. The latter opened inwards. Peter leant against it the full weight of her body: "Help! it's big and black and bulging--and it's coming in!"