Thare iz lots ov folks who expekt tew eskape Hell jist bekauze the crowd iz so grate that are going thare.
Every man makes hiz own pedigree, and the best pedigree iz a clear conscience.
To be a gentleman,--git ritch, and keep a hoss and buggy.
Virtew in a poor man iz looked upon az a jewel in a tuds noze.
The man who iz a tyrant in hiz household iz an abjekt cuss amung hiz equals.
After a man iz fairly born the next grate blessing iz a square deth.
Virtew iz like strength, no man kan tell how mutch he haz got ov it till he cums akrost sumthing he kant lift.
I hav cum tew the konklusion that what every boddy praizes wants cluss watching.
Thare iz nothing the wurld will pay so mutch for az fust rate nonsense, and thare iz nothing in the market so skarse.
Thare iz menny folks who are like mules, the only way tew their affeckshuns iz thru the kindness ov a klub.
Thare aint but phew people who know how to giv gifts, and the number who kno how tew receive them iz less.
The strongest propensity in womans natur iz to want to know "_whats going on!_" and the next strongest, iz tew boss the job.
Skorn not the day ov little things, for thare iz no man in this world so grate but what sum one kan do him a favor or an injury.
Thare iz one witness that never iz guilty ov perjury, and that iz the conscience.
Thare iz sich a thing az being alwus too quick--i am one ov that kind miself, i alwus miss a rale rode train bi being thare a haff an our too soon.
When a man hain't got enny thing to say, then iz a good time tew keep still,--thare iz but few people who hav missed a good opportunity tew ventilate their opiniyuns.
Just about az cerimonys creep into one end ov a church piety creeps out ov the other.
Thoze who hav the fewest failings, see the fewest in others.
Pride iz az universal az hair on the hed--sum are proud ov their virtews, sum ov their vices, and sum, having neither themselves, brag on other people's.
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
Men will believe their pashuns quicker than they will their consciences, and yet their pashuns are generally wrong, and their consciences alwus right.
It ain't mutch truble tew bear the pain or sum boddy else's lame back, but tew hav the lame back oneself ain't so stylish.