Here are no Stage-Coaches; and instead of Carts they use only little Cars, with small Wheels without Spokes, so that they cannot carry above 3 or 400 Weight of Tallow, which is one of the chiefest Commodities of this Country. Sliding Carts are also very common, imitating much our Halliers in _Bristol_. Instead of Soap they use _Cackmacrel_, that is, the Excrements of Dogs whether thick or thin, which poor Women gather up in the Streets with as great Pains as they do Rags in _London_. In _England_ Women ride upon the left Side of a Horse, but here they ride upon the wrong Side; and very often astride. Most Things edible or potable are very cheap; but why is that? Because Money is scarce, which makes an _English_ Shillings go for 13 Pence, and a Guinea 1 Pound 3 Shillings, which is considerable above their intrinsick Value. The Inhabitants of this Kingdom greatly admire a Dish of Potatoes, to which they have such an Appetite, that I believe they long for ’em after they are dead; for in most Potatoe-Gardens many Souls, grinning strangely at this delicious Food, which is both Bread and Meat to an _Irishman_; but whether they get thither by Accident, or some sympathetical Vertue, whose strange Effect proceeding from as strange a Cause, the Relicks of their mortal Carcasses will insensibly creep (like the Sun’s Shadow on a Dial) to what they most affected in this Lite, is a Subject on which I shall not insist. For above 40 Miles together I could not see a Stack of Hay; and Beasts are very small here, excepting the Woman, who being great Breeders, stand hard and fast by that primary Command, _Increase and multiply_; but I suppose their Obedience to this Precept is more by natural Instinct, than acquir’d by any Knowledge of the Scriptures, to which they are as meer Strangers as the remotest Heathens. So boggy is most part of the Country, that if it is not _Lucifer_’s Backside, one may very reasonably impute it to be the grand Magazine of Nature’s Impurity. Popery is very predominant; for altho’ severe Acts are made against Jesuits, Monks, and Fryers, yet secular Priests, who own no Ecclesiastical Jurisdiction of the See of _Rome_, are tolerated to say Mass. Besides, several private Nunneries, the _Papists_ have public Chapels here; one about a Furlong or two without the West-Gate of _Galway_, dedicated to the Virgin _Mary_; and another a little without Abby-Gate, dedicated to St. _Francis_. Superstition has a great Ascendant over their Faith; for about half a Mile without _William_’s Gate are two Wells, dedicated to the blessed Lady and St. _Tavison_, round which every _Sunday_ Morning they walk bare-foot an Hour together, mumbling over their Beads, and then crossing themselves with the Water, which they hold to be good against several Infirmities, they return home as little sanctified as they went. The Pulpit-Prayers us’d by the _Protestant_ Clergy in _Ireland_, are scarce as long as the Lord’s Prayer and Doxology; for they are all as idle as our _English_ Parsons, who don’t preach, but read Sermons, excepting here and there one that scorns to teach his Congregation out of a Book.
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The Comical Pilgrim; or, Travels of a Cynick Philosopher... — Part 43
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