The upshot of the flat episode, of course, was that Philippa "became engaged" to her new suitor, and did _not_ fall out with him. They were married within the year, and three months later her former _fiancé's_ father died, rather unexpectedly. His eldest son, coming home from Burmah on sick-leave, died on the voyage, of dysentery; and his second brother, a naval officer, was in the autumn of the same year killed by a splinter at the Battle of Navarino. So by a succession of fatalities Romeo found himself the owner of his father's estate, and a not very distant neighbour of Juliet and his successful rival.

It appeared that he had consoled himself by marrying a Miss Abercrombie, Miss Dickenson believed. These Romeos always marry a Miss Something; who, owing to the way she comes into the story, is always on the top-rung of the ladder of insipidity. Nobody cares for her; she appears too late to interest us. No doubt there were several Miss Abercrombies on draught, and he selected the tallest or the cleverest or the most musical, avoiding, of course, the dowdiest.

When Ghost Meets Ghost — Part 168

However, there was Lady Ancester's romance, told to account for the languid intercourse between the Castle and Pensham Steynes, and the non-recognition of one another by Gwen and the Man in the Park. Miss Dickenson added a rider to the effect that she could quite understand the position. It would be a matter of mutual tacit consent, tempered down by formal calls enough to allay local gossip. "I think Miss Torrens has stopped," said she collaterally; you know how one speaks collaterally? "Shall we walk towards the house?"

When Ghost Meets Ghost — Part 168

Then the Hon. Percival made a speech he half repented of later; _videlicet_, when he woke next morning. It became the fulcrum, as it were, of an inexplicable misgiving that Miss Dickenson would be bearing the light worse than ever when he saw her at breakfast. The speech was:--"It's very nice out here. One can hear the Don at Covent Garden. Besides ... one can hear out here just as well." This must have been taken to mean that two could. For the lady's truncated reply was:--"Till you've finished your cigar, then!"

When Ghost Meets Ghost — Part 168

Combustion was lip-close when the cigar-end was thrown away. The reader of this story may be able to understand a thing its writer can only record without understanding--the fact that this gentleman felt grateful to the fine moonlight night, now nearly a _fait-accompli_, for enhancing this lady's white silk, which favoured a pretence that she was only reasonably _passée_, and enabled him to reflect upon the contour of her throat without interruption from its skin. For it had a contour by moonlight. Well!--sufficient to the day is the evil thereof; daylight might have its say to-morrow. Consider the clock put back a dozen years!