Half an hour later, while we were eating, the telephone rang. It was the Old Man.
"Hello," he said. "Give them my congratulations. Say. You beat me to it in great shape. Too bad you ain’t in politics. I’d like to have you on my staff. And say—Blackie has gone on a railroad journey for his health. Now you fellows ain’t going to be nasty are you and make me pay that five thousand dollars bail? The club’s got a new president. He’s just been round to see me, says the boys are sorer than hell over the job you put up on them. I told him to keep the lid on. I says to him, ’Those two young gentlemen are my friends.’ You are, ain’t you?"
"Well," I said, "when I’ve got what I want, I quit fighting. Forgotten all about that case. The only thing which might remind me of it, would be the sight of Blackie’s face."
"Fine," he replied. "That’s cleaned up. And say—they’re taking on some more men in the dock department to-morrow—room for any of your friends. And—don’t forget to give my best wishes to the bride—and groom. I like a fellow that’s a real sport."
An hour later a messenger boy arrived with a great bunch of white roses for the bride. On the card, the Old Man had scrawled: "Good luck." So peace was reëstablished.
The morning after the wedding, Norman found me in the library reading what the newspapers had to say about it. "Eccentric Millionaire Weds Street Walker." "Prominent Socialist Leader, to avoid state prison, married a little girl he had seduced." When my friend, the protector of children, found that we had beaten the warrant, he had taken this way of venting his spleen.
"I’m glad," Norman said, as he glanced at the headlines, "that Nina doesn’t read newspapers. These might bother her."
But he made me read them aloud as he drank his coffee. And all the while his look of amused contentment deepened.
"God! That sounds good," he commented. "I never knew just how to do it. I’ve spent many a sleepless night trying to think out some effective way of telling the ’best people’ to go to hell—some way of spitting in the eyes of the smug citizens—so they wouldn’t think it was a joke. Every time I get mad—really open up—and tell the gang what I think of them how the stench of their hypocrisies offends my nostrils, it adds to my reputation as a wit. I guess this will fix them! You know that thing of Heine’s...."