_(No. 3 Daughter.)_ "'Tis my impression that we ought to go Away from home, as other people do, The Doctor recommends a change and so Just think how very nice 'twould be for you; I'm sure you must be wanting something new, Away from dusty ledgers, old and brown, You seem quite tired out sometimes--'tis true, You really ought to go away from town, To Hastings or to Deal, and we could all come down.
"Then let us go, Papa dear, I am sure Such bright enjoyment you can ne'er forbid: Now say so darling, is it not so? for You would be very wicked if you did: 'Twould do you good besides in getting rid Of horrid London and incessant noise." Here to her father's side his daughter glid, And kissed his cheek (what girls like from the boys) Just as a baby loves to fondle all its toys.
Papa looked grave but didn't say he couldn't Or put it off until another year, But simply said he saw not why they shouldn't, Then seemed a little pleased at the idea; And to his fav'rite girl said, "Well, my dear, We will discuss this subject at our leisure, I'll see if any hindrances appear, I have at present an unusual pressure Of business to attend to: duty first, then pleasure."
They kissed him fondly, all of them, and flew Straightway indoors to talk the matter o'er, They all were anxious Ma should know it too, And met that worthy matron at the door Who liked the thought of merriment in store, And reveled in it just as much as they, For things a very pleasant aspect bore While all were thinking of the happy day, Talking of all their wants e'er they should start away.
And now of course there was incessant chat Concerning what to take and where to go, To see if this arrangement suited that, Or that arrangement suited so and so; 'Twas well to balance matters thus you know And settle all before the time arrived, To milliners and hairdressers to go, To purchase and have ostrich-plumes revived, Of ornaments like these they could not be deprived.
There was, there naturally would be too In such a case as this, a long debate; One said that Yarmouth was _the_ place, she knew; Another said it was by far too late; And someone else suggested Harrogate; Another sneered at such a daft suggestion, For _that_ above _all_ places she did hate And Torquay was the best there was no question: But listeners evidently wanted good digestion.