The Plummers will dine at the _Fountaine_, The Cookes at the _Holly Lambe_, The Drunkerds by noone, to the _Man in the Moone_, And the Cuckholdes to the _Ramme_.
The Roarers will dine at the _Lyon_, The Watermen at the _Old Swan_; And Bawdes will to the _Negro_ goe, And Whores to the _Naked Man_.
The Keepers will to the _White Hart_, The Marchants unto the _Shippe_, The Beggars they must take their way To the _Egge-shell_ and the _Whippe_.
The Farryers will to the _Horse_, The Blackesmith unto the _Locke_, The Butchers unto the _Bull_ will goe, And the Carmen to Bridewell _Clocke_.
The Fishmongers unto the _Dolphin_, The Barbers to the _Cheat Loafe_,[21] The Turners unto the _Ladle_ will goe, Where they may merrylie quaffe.
The Taylors will dine at the _Sheeres_, The Shooemakers will to the _Boote_, The Welshmen they will take their way, And dine at the signe of the _Gote_.
The Hosiers will dine at the _Legge_, The Drapers at the signe of the _Brush_. The Fletchers to _Robin Hood_ will goe, And the Spendthrift to _Begger’s Bush_.
The Pewterers to the _Quarte Pot_, The Coopers will dine at the _Hoope_, The Coblers to the _Last_ will goe, And the Bargemen to the _Sloope_.
The Carpenters will to the _Axe_, The Colliers will dine at the _Sacke_, Your Fruterer he to the _Cherry-Tree_, Good fellowes no liquor will lacke.
The Goldsmith will to the _Three Cups_, For money they hold it as drosse; Your Puritan to the _Pewter Canne_, And your Papists to the _Crosse_.
The Weavers will dine at the _Shuttle_, The Glovers will unto the _Glove_, The Maydens all to the _Mayden Head_, And true Louers unto the _Doue_.
The Sadlers will dine at the _Saddle_, The Painters will to the _Greene Dragon_, The Dutchmen will go to the _Froe_,[22] Where each man will drinke his Flagon.
The Chandlers will dine at the _Skales_, The Salters at the signe of the _Bagge_; The Porters take pain at the _Labour in Vaine_, And the Horse-Courser to the _White Nagge_.
Thus every Man in his humour, That comes from the North or the South, But he that has no money in his purse, May dine at the signe of the _Mouth_.
The Swaggerers will dine at the _Fencers_, But those that have lost their wits: With _Bedlam Tom_ let that be their home, And the _Drumme_ the Drummers best fits.