Steggles did an unusual thing to young Frost. Steggles had borrowed the matron’s scissors to cut his toe-nails, which were turning in and tearing his toes and making them pour with blood. And after he had used them and shortened his toe-nails by about half-an-inch or so, he kept them and told the matron that he had lost them. Then came young Frost, who was a sort of relation of Trelawny, who was at that time easily the best-liked chap at Merivale.
Well, Steggles got young Frost up into the gym. alone, as he thought, and told him it was the rule for new boys to have their hair cut close to their heads, because they often brought infection to Merivale in that way. So he cut all young Frost’s hair off; and I was there, hidden in a corner reading a grown-up novel that I had found in Browne’s room. Because Browne, as a great favour, used to allow me in his study to see the remarkable things he has there—chiefly on the mantelpiece, including photographs of well-known actresses, said to be signed by themselves. So I saw Steggles cut off Frost’s hair, and I did not know Steggles had seen me, but he had. And he made me swear not to tell, which I did; but knowing that an oath is not binding when the good of the school is involved, I told Browne about it, and he took the credit to himself over it and taxed Steggles with it. Of course Steggles denied it, and it couldn’t be proved, because young Frost had a rotten idea it would be unsportsmanlike to sneak. So it came about that Browne couldn’t do anything without getting me into a row, and accordingly nothing was done to Steggles. But Steggles did a lot to me, because of course he knew I was the only person who could have told Browne the truth, as young Frost hadn’t.
Then a rather clever beast called Macmullen wrote a piece of poetry with rhymes, and after about twenty copies of this poetry had been sent to me anonymously written round picture-postcards, Macmullen got Travers to print it up on the blackboard just before Browne’s mathematical lesson came on.
So when he arrived, there it was staring at him; and it was so exceedingly well printed that he could not possibly tell who had done it.
_There is a young sneaker called Fowle_ _Who ought to be made to howl,_ _For the things that Browne knows,_ _Which you would not suppose,_ _All come from that blighter called Fowle._