To preserve his standing with the newspaper fraternity Jones very frequently, if he is a real live, first-class press agent, tips off a bit of actual news, something in which there is no $25 for him, and which makes the city editors rise up and call him blessed. Incidentally it also makes them all the more willing to act upon his next tip, and this is just what Jones wants. He is merely sowing seed for the crop he is to reap in the near future.

And do reputable physicians countenance this sort of thing? you may ask. They certainly do; not all of them, it is true, but a big working majority. The large cities are full of physicians of wealth and fame who have been literally boosted into prominence by the newspapers. Fancy the effect upon the public when it reads of Dr. Soakum being called to attend so distinguished a citizen as the Hon. Million Moneybags, or references to Dr. Killem, “the eminent authority on tuberculosis.” It means a stream of dollars rolling into the pockets of the doctors thus referred to, and puts them in position to name larger fees.

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There are times when as a matter of business precaution the press agent resorts to opposite tactics. It would not look well to be lauding Dr. Soakum all the time. So, having previously laid out the program with the former, the press agent hunts up another physician who knows how others are prospering through publicity and is not averse to having some of it for himself. The program is explained to Dr. Squills, and he writes to the newspapers, bringing to their attention some supposedly important medical subject. It may relate to hygiene, bad management of hospitals, unsanitary condition of street cars, the proper means of stopping the spread of tuberculosis, anything to attract public attention.

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City editors, unless overcrowded with more important matter—and the press agent generally selects the opportune moment—will print this kind of “stuff” in full. Having printed it about the first thing they will do is to send out reporters to ask the “eminent Dr. Soakum” for his opinion on the subject. This is just what Dr. Squills was induced to break into print for. Dr. Soakum will endorse the latter’s letter, praise it warmly and perhaps bring out some new points which Squills has purposely overlooked. This gives Squills a chance to come back with a statement as to the importance of the suggestions made by Dr. Soakum, and the two old hypocrites thus get a lot more free advertising. All of which means more prominence, more fame, and more money.

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