Then he withdrew, and I heard him whispering to an old woman who opened the pews. He bid her run for a doctor and a policeman. Upon this I rose and came home.
To my surprise, grandpapa rowed back pretty early in the afternoon. He was in a terribly depressed and agitated condition, so I did not tell him just then what I had clone.
"What’s the matter, grandfather? Phyllis is well?"
"No, she’s not well. A brute got up at her wretched church and forbid the banns. She fainted, and her father met the person and somebody else afterwards. Whether it was Tomkins, or Talbot, or Rogers, or the Princess, I don’t know. But it’s all up. Old Rose is going to arrange an action for breach of promise. His wife came home from church and gave me the particulars, and some pretty peppery criticism at the same time. We must clear out of this, but I’ll row for the ’Diamonds’ if the heavens fall. Get your traps. We’ll go up the river by easy stages, and lie low in the day-time. I can enter for the regatta under a feigned name."
Thus had my poor grandparent’s banns been forbidden at both places of worship simultaneously.
Grandpapa decided that Sunbury would be a likely sort of place to "lie low" in, so we went up after dark that same Sunday evening, reached our new halting-place soon after midnight, and took some lodgings by the water-side. The affair was in the papers next day, and the name of Daniel Dolphin echoed in people’s mouths once more.
Grandfather now called himself Elisha Spratt, and he entered under that name at Henley. By a curious coincidence, the first heat for the Diamond Sculls fell on grandpapa’s birthday. Nearly a month, however, had yet to pass by before that elate. Mr. Rose’s added another to the long list of indictments against grandfather, but the old man cared nothing. He went on steadily and quietly with his practice and training, and the harder he trained, the younger he began to look.
A painful incident, out of which arose another still more trying, has here to be recorded. Grandpapa, while discussing the different processes at law which he had incurred, told me, in some glee, of matters I did not know.
"I did a smart thing recently," he began. "Of course, a man must help his chums where he can, and I’ve been able to do so without any hurt to myself. People on the river think I’ve got pots of money, because I spend very freely. On the strength of this I’ve been asked to lend my security on about twenty different occasions. I never refused. Men thought I was a fool, but I knew what I was about very well."