Shopkeepers' Slang is perhaps the most offensive of all Slang, though this is not intended to imply that shopkeepers are perhaps the most offensive of people. This kind of Slang is not a casual eyesore, as newspaper Slang, neither is it an occasional discomfort to the ear, as in the case of some vulgar byword of the street; but it is a perpetual nuisance, and stares you in the face on tradesmen's invoices, on labels in the shop-windows, and placards on the hoardings, in posters against the house next to your own--if it happen to be empty for a few weeks--and in bills thrust into your hand, as you peaceably walk through the streets. Under your door, and down your area, Slang handbills are dropped by some "pushing" tradesman; and for the thousandth time you are called upon to learn that an "alarming sacrifice" is taking place in the next street; that prices are "down again;" that, in consequence of some other tradesman not "driving a roaring trade," being in fact, "sold up," and for the time being a resident in "Burdon's Hotel" (Whitecross-Street Prison), the "pushing" tradesman wishes to sell out at "awfully low prices," to "the kind patrons, and numerous customers," &c. &c., "that have on every occasion," &c. &c. These are, though, very venial offenders compared with those ghouls, the advertising undertakers, who employ boys, loaded with ghastly little books, to follow up the parish doctor, and leave their horrible wares wherever he calls. But what can be expected of ignorant undertakers when a London newspaper of large circulation actually takes out the death records from the _Times_, and sends a circular to each address therein, informing the bereaved persons that the "----" charges so much per line for similar notices, and that its circulation is most extensive? Surely the typical "death-hunter," hardened though he may be, is hardly down to that level. In shopkeeping Slang any occupation or calling is termed a "line,"--thus, the "building line." A tailor usurps to himself a good deal of Slang. Amongst operatives he is called a "snip," a "steel-bar driver," a "cabbage contractor," or a "goose persuader;" by the world, a "ninth part of a man;" and by the young collegian, or "fast" man, a "sufferer." If he takes army contracts, it is "sank work;" if he is a "slop" tailor, he is a "springer up," and his garments are "blown together." Perquisites with him are "spiffs," and remnants of cloth "peaking, or cabbage." The per-centage he allows to his assistants (or "counter jumpers") on the sale of old-fashioned articles is termed "tinge." If he pays his workmen in goods, or gives them tickets upon other tradesmen, with whom he shares the profit, he is soon known as a "tommy master." If his business succeeds, it "takes;" if neglected, it becomes "shaky," and "goes to pot;" if he is deceived by a debtor (a by no means unusual circumstance), he is "let in," or, as it is sometimes varied, "taken in." It need scarcely be remarked that any credit he may give is termed "tick."